Medical Tales

Humour and Compassion make wonderful medicine - by Peter Sykes, Medical Novelist, Blogger and Speaker

Blog 45 On flight medical emergency

May 7, 2020

It’s been an idyllic holiday. For the last fortnight, my wife and I have escaped the British winter and cruised around the Caribbean on a luxury liner. We’ve visited ten different islands; St Kitts, St Lucia, Dominica, and Martinique amongst them and, as sit here on an Airbus 330 on the flight home, the long […] Read more

Blog 44 A game of cricket throws up a medical dilemma

April 7, 2020

It was a Saturday afternoon in August 1976 and the occasion of the annual cricket match between the hospital consultants and the junior doctors.  The juniors never had any trouble fielding a team, but the consultants often had to supplement their side with friends, relatives, or their colleagues in general practice. Since the object of the […] Read more

Blog 43 Doctors get in trouble with the police

February 10, 2020

I had just taken delivery of a Triumph TR 2 Sportscar. It wasn’t new, of course, but it had still cost me the best part of a year’s salary.  Low, sleek, and streamlined, in British racing green, with wire wheels, it was my pride and joy. Whenever off duty, I spent my time waxing the bodywork, […] Read more

Blog 42 Hanky Panky in the doctors’ residency

January 5, 2020

Mrs Bridget Conlon’s job title at the hospital was Domestic Supervisor; her area of responsibility, the doctor’s residency. She had held the job for as long as anyone could remember. Her job description stated that she was employed to manage all aspects of the catering and accommodation for the 20 or so young doctors for […] Read more

Blog 41 French piles

December 4, 2019

66 A French Piles ‘Frank, my piles are killing me. I need something to give me some relief. It was so stupid of me not to bring my ointment. I can’t think how I forgot. Would you drive into that town we came through on the way here and see if you can pick something up […] Read more

Blog 40 A Yorkshire Obituary

November 6, 2019

Farmer George Braithwaite and his wife Gladys had been happily married for 50 years when, quite suddenly, Gladys died. George was heartbroken, but being a practical man, he went to the funeral directors to make the appropriate arrangements, then visited the offices of The Yorkshire Post regarding an obituary. When informed of the cost, George […] Read more

Blog 39 Embarrassing Medical Moments

October 16, 2019

Ellie Leyland was young and pretty. She was also an enthusiastic and conscientious doctor undertaking her first medical job in the days when newly qualified medics were required to be resident in the hospital. The first cardiac arrest to which she was called occurred at three o’clock one morning and, knowing how important it was […] Read more

Blog 38 An unwelcome revelation

September 17, 2019

Annie Arnell had known that she was pregnant for at least three months before she plucked up courage to attend the Antenatal Clinic. She knew she should have gone sooner but had a morbid fear of hospitals. She’d had her appendix out as a child and now, even the smell of antiseptic was enough to […] Read more

Blog 37 Inexperience leads to embarrassment

August 20, 2019

The patient was a lad of about 19 years who was clearly drunk.  He was quite unable to give an account of himself but his mates said that he had fallen down some steps on his way home from one of the nightclubs in the city centre. Inexperienced as I was, it was obvious from the […] Read more

Blog 36 Another embarrassing medical moment

August 5, 2019

Almost all of my medical experience had been spent in a hospital environment; mainly as a medical student but also as a junior doctor. I had noticed that consultants sometimes spoke of their general practitioner colleagues with a certain disdain. They seemed to regard themselves as superior beings and were prone to comment adversely on […] Read more